I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t.
— Mark Twain

My hope lies with people who never go to washington except to see the monuments.
Joel Kotkin washington quote

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
— Steven Wright

Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
— Will Rogers

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
— washington quotation by Jay Leno