quote by Gary Larson

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.

— Gary Larson

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The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.

I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on.

Nick Kroll does that a lot. He doesn't watch important shows. He'll just turn on a documentary on Mia Hamm and watch it for an hour. Whatever's on, we watch.

Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time.

I look at people's lives and I can see opportunity and time for knitting all over the place. The time spent riding the bus each day? That's a pair of socks over a month. Waiting in line? Mittens. Watching TV? Buckets of wasted time that could be an exquisite lace shawl.

Watch tv quote Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching.

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching.

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Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.

Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como in a cashmere sweater? That's what rock 'n' roll is becoming. It's your parents' music.

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.

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One day you life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching.

I play video games and watch TV, but there's more to life than that.

Faxing and the Internet have created a global community. The kid next door has become the kid in Latin America or Asia.

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

We have the media, which is such a waste in the sense that you can actually feel your IQ get lower as you watch TV.

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If you love someone, be brave to tell them, otherwise, be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.

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Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read.

But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I was watching TV and saw people with masks, weapons, and grenades.

I thought, Is that really possible? Could we be here yet again? And go into civil war one more time?

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And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.

I don't have role models or watch much TV.

I go to awards ceremonies but often I don't even know who the people are. I think that's good, because then you don't have preconceived ideas about them.

I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a bit less. And so using the PC for the Internet, playing video games, is starting to cut into the rather unbelievable amount of time people spend watching TV.

I think where it's going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like, and then you'll consume them however you can. For example, I don't really watch Showtime, but I bought 'Homeland,' and I've been watching every episode on my iPad.

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People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

I think watching the TV news is bad for you.

It is bad for your physical health and your mental health.

I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries.

I watched a TV documentary about how animals are farmed, killed and prepared for us to eat. I saw all those cows and pigs and realized I couldn't be a part of it any more. It was horrible. I did some research to make sure I could still obtain enough protein to fight and, once satisfied that I could, I stopped. I'll never go back.

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Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching.

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It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.

We watch an appalling amount of TV.

This is a jury of your peers. They watch the same TV movies. They belong to Oprah’s Book Club. You can take any monster, slap a bad dad into his past, and all of a sudden he’s just another lost soul, lashing out. And you were the poor lady that got in the way. They’ll argue you lacked compassion. You were the one who took things too far.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

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Watch you thoughts, for they become words. Watch you words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for the become you character. And watch your character, for it becomes your destiny. What we think, we become. My father always said that. And I think I am fine.

Remembering the facts of death and Heaven gives us an even more pressing reason to learn to pray: We do not have an infinite amount of time. We are one day nearer Home today than we ever were before. I guarantee you that after you die you will not say 'I spent too much time praying; I wish I had watched more TV instead.'

You dont have to own squirrels and starlings to get enjoyment from them .

.. One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals. [Dogs] would pursue their natural lives in the wild ... they would have full lives, not wasting at home for someone to come home in the evening and pet them and then sit there and watch TV.

I can't sleep very well at night. It takes me a while to get to sleep. I could just be nocturnal. I have my nighttime witching hour where I hang out, listen to records or watch TV.

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One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

I wouldn't just come home from school and watch TV everyday, they had me involved in lots of local theatre. I was a very dramatic, talkative child. And that was part of my mother's creative solution - to put me in workshops and classes and children's theatre programmes.

Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter.

If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why.

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.

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Rich people have big libraries, poor people have big TV's.

The Netflix brand for TV shows is really all about binge viewing.

The ability to get hooked and watch episode after episode.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed.

I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV.

That's when I finally put up my feet and have my glass of wine and a brownie.

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Take me as i am, Or watch me as i go.

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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

Eclecticism is the degree zero of contemporary general culture: one listens to reggae, watches a western, eats McDonald's food for lunch and local cuisine for dinner, wears Paris perfume in Tokyo and 'retro' clothing in Hong Kong; knowledge is a matter of TV games. It is easy to find a public for eclectic works.

I come from a very sporty background because my mom is a gymnastics teacher.

So growing up I was never sitting watching TV in the afternoons. I always played ball outside in the backyard.

TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out in front of 1,000, you think, 'Oh my God, this had better be good'.

I'd rather have ten years of superhypermost than live to be seventy sitting in some goddamn chair watching TV.

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