quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Way quote Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the pro

Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Without Knowledge, Skill cannot be focused.

Without Skill, Strength cannot be brought to bear and without Strength, Knowledge may not be applied.

Way quote Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at al

Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm satisfied and proud of the things I did - even the bumps and the bruises that I've had on the way. You fall down, you get up, you brush yourself off and you keep going. And that's what we're doing.

It is pointless trying to know where the way leads.

Think only about your first step, the rest will come.

Way quote Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look f

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forwad for the trip.

If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.

Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.

All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.

Way quote No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Be grateful for challenges because... Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then [each woman and] man would have been in his primitive state and no progress made in civilisation and mental culture.

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.

Way quote Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

Just let me be me, That's the only way I know.

Way quote Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

The senses, being the explorers of the world, open the way to knowledge.

We must learn to live the African way. It's the only way to live in freedom and with dignity

The way to happiness: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry.

Live simply, expect little, give much. Scatter sunshine, forget self, think of others. Try this for a week and you will be surprised.

Way quote Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from c

Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from creating the way things can be.

Don't be attracted to easy paths because the paths that make your feet bleed are the only way to get ahead in life.

We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

If you stick a knife nine inches into my back and pull it out three inches, that is not progress. Even if you pull it all the way out, that is not progress. Progress is healing the wound, and America hasn't even begun to pull out the knife.

Way quote What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

It's not the load that breaks you down - it's the way you carry it.

The way to paradise is an uphill climb whereas hell is downhill.

Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell.

The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something.

Don’t wait for good things to happen to you. If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope.

Way quote Live the way you want to be remembered.

Live the way you want to be remembered.

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

Every moment of life is unique-a kiss, a sunset, a dance, a joke.

None will ever recur in quite the same way. Each happens only once in the history of the universe.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

Way quote Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

No one can pass through life, any more than he can pass through a bit of country, without leaving tracks behind, and those tracks may often be helpful to those coming after him in finding their way.

At the end of the day you gotta feel some way. So why not feel unbeatable? Why not feel untouchable.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Way quote I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for

I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.

We should always have three friends in our lives-one who walks ahead who we look up to and follow; one who walks beside us, who is with us every step of our journey; and then, one who we reach back for and bring along after we've cleared the way.

Dare to declare who you are. It is not far from the shores of silence to the boundaries of speech. The path is not long, but the way is deep. You must not only walk there, you must be prepared to leap.

Be silent, if you choose; but when it is necessary, speak–and speak in such a way that people will remember it.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.

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