quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Way of quote Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the pro

Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.

Without Knowledge, Skill cannot be focused.

Without Skill, Strength cannot be brought to bear and without Strength, Knowledge may not be applied.

I'm satisfied and proud of the things I did - even the bumps and the bruises that I've had on the way. You fall down, you get up, you brush yourself off and you keep going. And that's what we're doing.

Way of quote Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at al

Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

Way of quote Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look f

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forwad for the trip.

The senses, being the explorers of the world, open the way to knowledge.

The way to happiness: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry.

Live simply, expect little, give much. Scatter sunshine, forget self, think of others. Try this for a week and you will be surprised.

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

Way of quote No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

Every moment of life is unique-a kiss, a sunset, a dance, a joke.

None will ever recur in quite the same way. Each happens only once in the history of the universe.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

No one can pass through life, any more than he can pass through a bit of country, without leaving tracks behind, and those tracks may often be helpful to those coming after him in finding their way.

Way of quote Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

At the end of the day you gotta feel some way. So why not feel unbeatable? Why not feel untouchable.

We should always have three friends in our lives-one who walks ahead who we look up to and follow; one who walks beside us, who is with us every step of our journey; and then, one who we reach back for and bring along after we've cleared the way.

Dare to declare who you are. It is not far from the shores of silence to the boundaries of speech. The path is not long, but the way is deep. You must not only walk there, you must be prepared to leap.

Way of quote Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.

The white man has succeeded in subduing the world by forcing everybody to think his way....The white man's propaganda has made him the master of the world, and all those who have come in contact with it and accepted it have become his slaves.

Way of quote Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from c

Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from creating the way things can be.

If you don’t find a way to love a flawed person, secretly you’re teaching yourself that you are not lovable because of your flaws.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

Way of quote Live the way you want to be remembered.

Live the way you want to be remembered.

Beware of every hour and how it passes, and only spend it in the best possible way, do not neglect yourself, but render it accustomed to the noblest and best of actions, and send to your grave that which will please you when you arrive to it.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Everything is Energy and that is all there is to it.

Match the frequency of the reality you want and you can not help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.

Way of quote Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

Maybe you will be afraid and maybe you will fail, but the courage to take risks in any part of your life is, I feel, a very worthwhile way to live.

Simply believing in the existence of God is not exactly what I would call a commitment. After all, even the devil believes that God exists. Believing has to change the way we live.

What’s the worst thing I've stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.

Way of quote What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

The biggest mistake of past centuries in teaching has been to treat all students as if they were variants of the same individual and thus to feel justified in teaching them all the same subjects the same way.

Get out of your own way… stop the paralysis by analysis… decide what you want, create a simple plan, and get moving!

We preferred our own way of living. We were no expense to the government. All we wanted was peace and to be left alone.

Way of quote If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the cou

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.

The ultimate test of your greatness is the way you treat every human being.

Patience is power. Patience is not an absence of action; rather it is "timing" it waits on the right time to act, for the right principles and in the right way.

I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.

No, it is a very interesting number, it is the smallest number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different ways.

I don't give a damn what queers do, and don't give a damn what Christians do.

Just get the hell out of my way because I want to live my life and I don't want the government sucking 60% of my wages off my ass.

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