quote by Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Wed quote Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it. And if I was a bird I would fly

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it. And if I was a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known—and even that is an understatement.

While other nations do battle, you lucky Austria, you wed.

When I am in the battlefield, I love it more than my wedding night with the most beautiful of women

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

A soulmate is an ongoing connection with another individual that the soul picks up again in various times and places over lifetimes. We are attracted to another person at a soul level not because that person is our unique complement, but because by being with that individual, we are somehow provided with an impetus to become whole ourselves.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.

And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.

When Jesus sees a heart that can't wait, He cant wait either.

At the wedding at Cana, Jesus may have done nothing if it wasn't for Mary's faith. How many situations are we in now that God won't act without our faith?

The picture of Mother Teresa that I remember from my childhood is of a short, sari-wearing woman scurrying down a red gravel path between manicured lawns. She would have in tow one or two slower-footed, sari-clad young Indian nuns. We thought her a freak. Probably wed picked up on unvoiced opinions of our Loreto nuns.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with;

marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.

When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

My love is deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I give you my hand, I give you my love more precious than money, I give you myself before preaching or law; Will you give me yourself?

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I don't want to see religious bigotry in any form.

It would disturb me if there was a wedding between the religious fundamentalists and the political right. The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

Meditation and water are wedded for ever.

I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

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