quote by Andrew Dice Clay

By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.

— Andrew Dice Clay

Controversy Were Pregnant quotations

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'

We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant.

And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

Keep busy while you are waiting for something to happen.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person.

Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.

Were I asked to focus the New Testament message in three words, my proposal would be ADOPTION THROUGH PROPITIATION, and I do not expect ever to meet a richer or more pregnant summary of the gospel than that.

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

Making a good music video isn't easy.

If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah.

I am so looking forward to it. I made sure I had a strong foundation before I became pregnant and I think that's the most important thing. There were a lot of things that I wanted to do personally so that when the time came, I really knew who I was and could be the best mother.

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant.

I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.

~I got pregnant, and I was like, 'Oh God, it worked! Oh no!' Chris [Ivery, her husband] and I were super happy, then I got terrified! Will I know how to do everything right? Of course, nobody does everything right, but as long as your baby is the priority, that's the best you can do.~

My most radical shift was leaving Intel and joining Google, a small startup at the time, even though I was pregnant.

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

When I was pregnant, I had the romantic idea that after the baby was born I would not only take up reading in earnest again, but also write a novel while my daughter slept in her Moses basket. Of course, I barely had time to keep up with my magazines until she started sleeping properly.

I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago.

But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.

Life is always rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.

Earlier feminists were almost universally pro-choice and have dominated political debate until now. Having access to abortion was viewed as the only way women could have full equality with men, who, until recently, couldn't get pregnant.

That's the main reason I gave up my career after John was born and I was pregnant with Andrew. I could not handle going away day after day. The thought of going away before they got up and coming back after they were in bed was intolerable.

While I was pregnant, I had dozens of checkups.

They covered everything from blood tests to ultrasounds, and I even had the option of attending birthing classes with my husband.

Finding out I was pregnant was one of the most joyous moments in my life. I will never forget it.

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.

There were wonderful moments when I was singing for the first time in the Olympia Theatre and I was pregnant with my son, which was very, very strange for a singer.

Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong.

Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were trying to - to get pregnant, and I thought that I could do it then.

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet.

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