Whiskey Quotes Page 2

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell.

Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache.

I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey.

And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Someone told me once that blues is like whiskey.

They keep whiskey in the barrel for so many years, and then they talk about how well it's aged. But I don't think that goes for him. I think this young man has just stepped in there sayin', 'I'm gonna prove you all wrong.' I think he's like a watermelon, man. He's ripe.

I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin.

Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

The hardest thing I ever did was get sober.

I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being presented, and halfway through he just gets up, walks up to the podium, socks the mother****er right in the face and takes a piss all over his lecture notes.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.