quote by Bill Burr

Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber.

— Bill Burr

Most Powerful Whores quotations

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.

Never fall in love with an idea. They're whores: if the one you're with isn't doing the job, there's always, always, always another.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.

I had a void, God. Filled with whores & with blunts. I ain't have choice God I was born in the slums

Architects are pretty much high-class whores.

We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

Never fall in love with an idea. They're whores.

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world — a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts.

Because like all whores you value propriety.

You are creature of capitalism, the ethics of which are so totally corrupt and hypocritical that your beauty is no more than the beauty of gold, which is to say false and cold and useless.

What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

It hath evermore been the notorious badge of prostituted Strumpets and the lewdest Harlots, to ramble abroad to Plays, to Playhouses; whither no honest, chaste or sober Girls or Women, but only branded Whores and infamous Adulteresses, did usually resort in ancient times.

There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites - gone.

Now that's more the culture I'm comfortable in ... I don't like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.

The argument between wives and whores is an old one;

each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.

Ideologies have no heart of their own. They're the whores and angels of our striving selves.

Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?

I'm good at embroidery. It's what I always wanted to do.... Yep, instead of whoring, I just wanted to do fancy embroidery.

Honor to a Spaniard, no matter how dishonest, is as real a thing as water, wine, or olive oil. There is honor among pickpockets and honor among whores. It is simply that the standards differ.

Las Vegas is a society of armed masturbators/gambling is the kicker here/sex is extra/weird trip for high rollers ... house-whores for winners, hand jobs for the bad luck crowd.

Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores.

Whores, instead of claiming what's rightfully yours.

Pierced a hole in my heart from all the pain you caused, with no direction you left your first born lost.

Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

That ephemeral sheet,... the newspaper, is the natural enemy of the book, as the whore is of the decent woman.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals.

Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with its own bisexuality.

But finding this difficult, and preferring not toadmit it, it invented a pariah state, a leper colony for the incorrigible whose very existence, when tolerated openly, was admonition to all. We queers keep everyone straight as whores keep matrons virtuous.

The new pornography is left-wing; and the new pornography is a vast graveyard where the Left has gone to die. The Left cannot have its whores and its politics too.

Oh my God, so many young girls now look like whores!

He learned about life at sixteen, first from Dostoevsky and then from the whores of New Orleans.

WHORES. Necessary in the nineteenth century for the contraction of syphilis, without which no one could claim genius.

Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her