Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.— Karl Marx
Provocative Wine Toast quotations
In wine, there's truth.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?
Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult;
it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.
Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.
This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
Good wine is a necessity of life for me.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
God made only water, but man made wine.
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting of go a balloon.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
There is no losing in jiu jitsu. You either win or you learn.
What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.
Wine is bottled poetry
May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.
I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.
I am falser than vows made in wine.
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men...it fixes everything.
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass.
"We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. you don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. you lose the taste." Brett's glass was empty.