Proven Witty One Liners quotations

Witty one liners quote One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you'v

One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Witty one liners quote You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, wil

You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Witty one liners quote One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.

One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.

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