Proven Witty One Liners quotations
One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.