quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

— Jeff Foxworthy

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You might be a redneck if quote Analyze your mistakes. You've already paid the tuition, you might as well get th
Analyze your mistakes. You've already paid the tuition, you might as well get the lesson.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if quote Carry out a randon act of kindness, with no expectations of reward, safe in the
Carry out a randon act of kindness, with no expectations of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.


You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if quote When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if quote Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.
Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.


You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if quote When you stop doing thing for fun you might as well be dead.
When you stop doing thing for fun you might as well be dead.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if quote Be careful who you pretend to be. You might forget who you are.
Be careful who you pretend to be. You might forget who you are.
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You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if quote If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.
If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.


You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if quote Successful people take big risks knowing that they might fall hard. But, they mi
Successful people take big risks knowing that they might fall hard. But, they might succeed more than they ever dreamed, too.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if quote Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.
Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.


You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if quote I knew that if I failed I wouldn't regret that, but I knew the one thing I might
I knew that if I failed I wouldn't regret that, but I knew the one thing I might regret is not trying.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if quote He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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