You want mercy? Take your ass to church!— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Most Powerful Your Ass quotations
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him.
Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.
The world is not the most pleasant place.
Eventually, your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.
The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion.
If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where they drag their asses to work everyday because they hate their job.
You may abandon your own body but you must preserve your honour.
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think that's very important.
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.
It's gonna be okay, no matter how hard your rock bottom is, you can rise above it and you can come back.
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam.
Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.
The good Lord gave you a body that can stand most anything. It's your mind you have to convince.
I have taken your advice and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions the last I shall have but little occasion for. I had some hot objections made to them here and found myself very much in the condition of the man with his son and Ass who tried to please every body.
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way.
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.
Your imperfections make you beautiful, they make you who you are.
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
I suggest that US foreign policy can still be defined as "kiss my ass or I'll kick your head in." But of course it doesn't put it like that. It talks of "low intensity conflict..." What all this adds up to is a disease at the very centre of language, so that language becomes a permanent masquerade, a tapestry of lies.
If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.
Your love for what you do and willingness to push yourself where others aren't prepared to go is what will make you great.
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young.
That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into it. You just go in the first time and you get your ass kicked and you take off. As soon as it heals up, you come back and you try it again. Eventually, you fall right in love with it.
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.
Value yourself for what the media doesn't - your intelligence, your street smarts, your ability to play a kick-ass game of pool, whatever. So long as it's not just valuing yourself for your ability to look hot in a bikini and be available to men, it's an improvement.
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another.
Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal with yourself, know about yourself, and really improve yourself as a whole.
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody