I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.— Harry Styles
Fascinating Your Girlfriend quotations
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
You are the best thing that's ever been mine.
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it.
Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring.
If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing.
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to safeguard one another’s lives is unnegotiable and only deepens with time. The willingness to die for another person is a form of love that even religions fail to inspire, and the experience of it changes a person profoundly.
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion.
Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
It's amazing how people can sound like retards when they're talking to their girlfriend, especially if they really love her a lot. Because when you're just fucking someone you make a point of keeping your cool, but when you're really in love - it can sound pretty repulsive.
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets.
I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your successful life.
I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally.
If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally. Instead, find out what's needed and fix it. If your girlfriend laughs at your tie, don't take it personally. Find another tie or find another girlfriend.
My rule is you want someone whos got both feet on the ground.
An ideal girlfriend might be someone who works in the business and can understand what youre going through but is not an actor themselves - is willing to run lines with you but when you start acting crazy, they throw up their hands and take you for what you are and be accepting.
When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
I still don't have any crushes on actresses or models.
It's always been one of those things with girlfriends. They say, "Who's on your list?" What do you call it, the Get Out of Jail Free card?
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually.
My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
You have the rest of your lives to catch up together.
After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever.
As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.
Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible.
We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended, baby, that's just a suggestion
My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other.
It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out.
Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm not gonna say that there's not that special girl out there. But I'm in the music biz, and I'm focused on the music.
It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel.
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughed. And here I am!
As a woman now, I want to share things. I have girlfriends in their twenties, and I say, "Ask me anything. You can learn from the things I did wrong, and you can learn from the things you think I'm doing right. Take whatever you want and make it your own."