You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.— Albert Einstein
Sensational Your Grandmother quotations
I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title.
Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.
Creativity is about play and a kind of willingness to go with your intuition.
It's crucial to an artist. If you know where you are going and what you are going to do, why do it? I think I learned that from the artists, from my grandmother, from all the creative people I've spent time with over the years.
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
The great thing about civility is that it does not require you to agree with or approve of anything. You don't even have to love your neighbor to be civil. You just have to treat your neighbor the same way you would like your neighbor to treat your grandmother, or your child.
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
A Georgia peach, a real Georgia peach, a backyard great-grandmother's orchard peach, is as thickly furred as a sweater, and so fluent and sweet that once you bite through the flannel, it brings tears to your eyes.
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion.
Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Real education is valuable, no matter where it comes from: an ivy league school, a public library or your grandmother.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again.
Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.
If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings.
If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.
If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you go to church?" In Augusta they ask your grandmother's maiden name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is "What would you like to drink?"
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic.
Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all about do-it-yourself at the moment.
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents.
You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
We live in a society now where it's very rare for your parents to be around.
It used to be like, your mother, grandmothers, your family around would help. Now, you're surrounded by other moms and friends and it's really disorienting, because there's such varying, crazy, different points of view and advice coming at you.
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
Don't eat anything your great-great grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
There are a great many food-like items in the supermarket your ancestors wouldn't recognize as food.. stay away from these
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.
My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive.