You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.— Albert Einstein
Satisfaction Your Mom quotations
My mom used to say to me "You can't have fun all the time" and I used to say "Why not?" Why the fuck can't I have fun all the time?
Listen with your heart, you will understand.
Somebody is n the hospital begging God for the opportunity u have right now. Step into your moment.
When you come in contact with the anointing of God, it not only affects your moment, it affects your tomorrow.
One of my mom's best lines is... You're not training to be the best in the world, you're training to be the best in the world on your worst day.
I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?
A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's.
The next time you lose your momentum in daily life as you're chasing after God's best for you, don't give up and conclude that it's over. The greater life hasn't ended for you. It's only out of sight under the waters of the ordinary. And God can resurface it, supernaturally, as many times as it takes. As many times as you're willing.
It doesn't matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom.
Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.
There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.
Becoming a mother makes you the mother of all children.
From now on each wounded, abandoned, frightened child is yours. You live in the suffering mothers of every race and creed and weep with them. You long to comfort all who are desolate.
I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.
When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.
Neither god, nor angels, or just men, command you to suffer for a single moment.
Therefore it is your solemn and imperative duty to use every means, both moral, intellectual, and physical that promises success.
Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.
What's the ROI of your Mom?
There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy.
You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.
Liberals want the government to be your Mommy.
Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult.
She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.
As a mom, you worry about protecting your kid.
But there are extra added layers of fears when you're talking about a kid with autism or who has some special needs issue.
Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.
My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have.
.. because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.
When you're in the thick of raising your kids by yourself, you tend to keep a running list of everything you think you're doing wrong. I recommend taking a lot of family pictures as evidence to the contrary.
My mom would never let us quit. She always taught us the importance of sticking with it, even when times are tough. We didn't just hear her, we watched her. I know what to do because she led the way. She showed us that if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish the world. No matter where you're from and what you're up against.
My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms.
.. you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.
My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want.
I like to call amethyst the mother/healer/teacher/lover of the mineral kingdom because it is for lack of a better term an all purpose crystal. Feeling low? It'll help. Feeling lost? It will help. Need your mom? It will help. Need reassurance that you're making a positive choice in your life? It'll help.
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world.
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.