quote by Jenna Fischer

I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

— Jenna Fischer

Unusual Zombie Apocalypse quotations

Theres a lot of speculation on what the zombie apocalypse thing means.

I have a feeling that its kind of an expression of our subconscious fears. I think we know that something big and impossible - some enormous crash, equalizing crash, whatever - may be coming around the corner.


When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.

Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.


Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.

I used to stay up all night playing 'Resident Evil 2,' and it wouldn't stop until the sun came up. Then I'd walk outside at dawn's first light, looking at the empty streets of London, and it was like life imitating art. It felt like I'd stepped into an actual zombie apocalypse.

Some of the key components, we wanted it to be so far into the future that you weren't talking about our time. I was joking that the AMC cinematic universe is after the zombie apocalypse by hundreds and hundreds of years.

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse.

Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.


There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the rules of his grandparents' faith, if he knows them.