Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

You start chasing a ball and your brain immediately commands your body to 'Run forward, bend, scoop up the ball, peg it to the infield,' then your body says, 'Who me?'

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

To the bottle in the ditch, to the scoop in the oats, to air in the lung let evening come. Let it come, as it will, and don't be afraid. God does not leave us comfortless, so let evening come.

I guess they just wanted to scoop a bunch of people up, hoping they got me, and unfortunately they did.

You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican.

Bill's kind of unpredictable. Somebody might say that he would have been comfortable in the Democratic Party of Scoop Jackson.

If you want to go the scorched-earth, Obamacare-is-like-slavery route and choose to stay uninsured, you will have the Palinesque guts, the Cruzian fortitude to wave off the ambulance that will appear to scoop you up should something bad happen to you, right?