Sex Quotes

Sex Quotes, Sayings & Quotations

Part 1. Best sex quotes ever

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers, comedian

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. Edgar Wallace, writer

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down. Drew Barrymore, actress

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley, novelist

Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind. Elizabeth I, royalty

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Woody Allen, director

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. P. J. O'Rourke, comedian

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. Source Unknown,

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg, comedian

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen, director

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley, novelist

Sex is a form of exploration; it is asking questions and getting answers. Bryant H. McGill, poet

It was described as Sex and the Suburbs. It's so not that. Because on Sex and the City, those women told each other everything; on our show, it's much more like the real suburbs - nobody tells anybody anything. Everything's a secret. James Denton, actor

Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex. Pamela Stephenson, actress

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg, comedian

I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious. Shirley Manson, musician

My son has followed fashion since he was a punk. He and I agree that fashion is about sex. Vivienne Westwood, designer

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure. Uwe Boll, director

If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie. Paul Begala, journalist

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. Moon Unit Zappa, musician

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dirty quotes

Dirty sex quotes for your wife or husband.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters, director

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns, comedian

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. Will Durst, writer

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time. Dorothy Stratten, celebrity

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funny quotes

Funniest adult quotes about sex.

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I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie. William Friedkin, director

Sex is funny and love is serious. Stephan Jenkins, musician

I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things. Maggie Gyllenhaal, actress

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morning quotes

Best quotes about having sex in the morning.

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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. Florence King, writer

I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that. Alyssa Milano, actress

Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks. Ruth Westheimer, psychologist

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kind quotes

Quotes for people who love the kind side of sex.

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To me, a sex scene in a movie generally means a gratuitous scene that doesn't serve the story but gives a kind of excuse - we've got these two actors, we want to see them naked, so let's bring in the music and the soft light. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, actor

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that. Aziz Ansari, comedian

I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do. Katy Perry, musician

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie. William Friedkin, director

Emancipation from every kind of bondage is my principle. I go for recognition of human rights, without distinction of sect, party, sex, or color. Ernestine L. Rose,

It's one of those scenarios where no, I never imagined that I'd be directed in a love scene - not even a love scene because it's kind of a hard-core sex scene because it's kind of just purely played for this carnal venting. Thomas Haden Church, actor

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love. Frank Langella, actor

Sex in the City was a different kind of phenomenon because of the show itself is a phenomenon and to me that's successful because to resonate with women across the board for six years and have only one African-American actor pass through for one episode. Blair Underwood, actor

I think that the enormous emphasis on violence and sex, and in particular violent sex, may not make rapists of us all, but it predisposes us to accept a kind of world in which these things happen. Alexander Walker, businessman

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Quotes about love

Sex love quotes about people in romantic relatioship.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert A. Heinlein, writer

I do earnestly wish to see the distinction of sex confounded in society, unless where love animates the behaviour. Mary Wollstonecraft, writer

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. Sophia Loren, actress

I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex. Paul Ince, athlete

And I think maybe all women, if they just had a chance, would be romantic and believe in love and not sex. And men believe in sex and not love. Beatrice Wood, artist

I'm also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage - which no previous society has ever believed. Alain de Botton, writer

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. Jimmy Dean, singer

Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself. G. Stanley Hall, psychologist

It's about giving the people what they want. So many people have told me that they've made love to my records so what I've delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it's booty music! Tyrese Gibson, actor

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. Bai Ling, actress

I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do. Katy Perry, musician

In life, you have people that love to party. That's me. People that love God. That's me. People that love sex. That's me. People that love people. That's me. And people that make mistakes.That's me also. R. Kelly, musician

I love to sing. Mostly about love and sex. Elizabeth Berkley, actress

It's wonderful to be in love. And it's definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it's OK if you don't find him and you're 24. You can find it someday. Leighton Meester, actress

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. Harlan Ellison, writer

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love. Joan Crawford, actress

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women. Rita Mae Brown, writer

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. Kingsley Amis, novelist

You musn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex. Mary McCarthy, author

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories. Lisa Snowdon, model

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Quotes about life

Quotes about best sex in life.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers, comedian

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg, comedian

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. Havelock Ellis, psychologist

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Erma Bombeck, journalist

Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition. David Herbert Lawrence, writer

The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life. Havelock Ellis, psychologist

It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills. Simone de Beauvoir, writer

In life, you have people that love to party. That's me. People that love God. That's me. People that love sex. That's me. People that love people. That's me. And people that make mistakes.That's me also. R. Kelly, musician

It's wonderful to be in love. And it's definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it's OK if you don't find him and you're 24. You can find it someday. Leighton Meester, actress

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round. David Lodge, author

Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages. William J. Brennan, Jr., judge

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life. Alex Trebek, entertainer

Sex is the gateway to life. Frank Harris, author

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen, director

Therefore, sins of sex are punished in this life to a greater degree than some other sins. Walter Lang, director

Chasing the sensation. Whether it was drugs or sex or whatever. Those things had become my main focus in life. Rick Allen, drummer

Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life. Norman Lindsay, artist

The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way. Candace Bushnell, writer

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Quotes about people

Sex quotes for him and her.

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Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down. Drew Barrymore, actress

Basically, there's not enough sex in movies, that's it. I'm trying to say it, people. I miss sex in movies because sex is natural, guns are not. Zoe Saldana, actress

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. Sophia Loren, actress

As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin. Ron Chernow, author

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it. Steve Carell, actor

It's about giving the people what they want. So many people have told me that they've made love to my records so what I've delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it's booty music! Tyrese Gibson, actor

People will always choose more money over more sex. Doug Coupland, author

My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. Lindsay Lohan, actress

I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do. Katy Perry, musician

I would argue that we have a generation of young people, particularly minorities, who are no longer putting up with the kinds of things their parents put up with. They're much more self-confident. It's no longer acceptable to make fun of people because of race or sex. But it has always been present in American society. Donna Shalala, public servant

In life, you have people that love to party. That's me. People that love God. That's me. People that love sex. That's me. People that love people. That's me. And people that make mistakes.That's me also. R. Kelly, musician

In singing, there's a vibration that comes from deep down inside, literally from your sex. When you put out that vibration, people can feel it. Billie Holiday does it. Peggy Lee does it. It's very hot. Elizabeth Berkley, actress

People's sex habits are as well known in Hollywood as their political opinions, and much less criticized. Ben Hecht, writer

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. William Masters, scientist

I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. Bertrand Russell, philosopher

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear. Kate Winslet, actress

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife. Craig Kilborn, entertainer

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful. Margaret Mead, scientist

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex. John Osborne, playwright

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people. Cybill Sheperd, actress

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Quotes about marriage

Marriage and sex quotes.

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I'm also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage - which no previous society has ever believed. Alain de Botton, writer

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr, comedian

I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. Manny Pacquiao, athlete

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. W. Somerset Maugham, playwright

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key! Anais Nin, author

A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she has no response, it should not take place. This is an act of prostitution and is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding. Margaret Sanger, activist

Provincial governments in Canada have terminated the positions of marriage commissioners who have, for personal religious convictions, not performed same sex marriages. It has happened in Saskatchewan. Stockwell Day, politician

Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage. Stockwell Day, politician

Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law. Jerry Falwell, clergyman

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Comedian quotes

Quotes from comedians.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers, comedian

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. P. J. O'Rourke, comedian

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg, comedian

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson, comedian

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx, comedian

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin, comedian

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns, comedian

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! George Burns, comedian

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin, comedian

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. Jay Leno, comedian

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher, comedian

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. Fanny Brice, comedian

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules. Marty Feldman, comedian

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that. Aziz Ansari, comedian

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television. Victoria Wood, comedian

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr, comedian

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns, comedian

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

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Psychologist quotes

Quotes from psychologists.

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Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. Havelock Ellis, psychologist

Men are actually the weaker sex. George Weinberg, psychologist

The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life. Havelock Ellis, psychologist

Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself. G. Stanley Hall, psychologist

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg, psychologist

We must reckon with the possibility that something in the nature of the sexual instinct itself is unfavorable to the realization of complete satisfaction. Sigmund Freud, psychologist

Sexual love is undoubtedly one of the chief things in life, and the union of mental and bodily satisfaction in the enjoyment of love is one of its culminating peaks. Apart from a few queer fanatics, all the world knows this and conducts its life accordingly; science alone is too delicate to admit it. Sigmund Freud, psychologist

The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life. Wilhelm Reich, psychologist

Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks. Ruth Westheimer, psychologist

One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit. James Dobson, psychologist

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Celebrity quotes

Quotes from celebrities.

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The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. Nicole Polizzi, celebrity

I know it does make people happy, but to me it is just like having a cup of tea. Cynthia Payne, celebrity

I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am. Paris Hilton, celebrity

The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex. Nicole Polizzi, celebrity

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time. Dorothy Stratten, celebrity

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. Rachel Perry, celebrity

It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies. Jessica Cutler, celebrity

They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal. Jessica Cutler, celebrity

I'm a sexually liberated woman that earned that liberation. I am very proud of the fact that I feel comfortable in certain forums discussing sex. Gennifer Flowers, celebrity

Gay sex is a veritable breeding ground for disease. Rod Parsley, celebrity

Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work. Rachel Perry, celebrity

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun. Rachel Perry, celebrity

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? Cat Deeley, celebrity

My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in. Cynthia Payne, celebrity

If men want sex they'll find it. Cynthia Payne, celebrity

Galvanised into action by the second trial, I was determined to change Britain's archaic sex laws. Cynthia Payne, celebrity

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Athlete quotes

Quotes from athletes.

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I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex. Paul Ince, athlete

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel, athlete

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married. Shaun Alexander, athlete

I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. Manny Pacquiao, athlete

Hitting is better than sex. Reggie Jackson, athlete

The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy. Magic Johnson, athlete

Yes, exercise is the catalyst. That's what makes everything happen: your digestion, your elimination, your sex life, your skin, hair, everything about you depends on circulation. And how do you increase circulation? Jack LaLanne, athlete

But the point of using the number was to show that sex was a great part of my life as basketball was a great part of my life. That's the reason why I was single. Wilt Chamberlain, athlete

If you're going to have sex, use a condom. Dennis Rodman, athlete

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Artist quotes

Quotes from famous artists.

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Sex is energy. Beatrice Wood, artist

And I think maybe all women, if they just had a chance, would be romantic and believe in love and not sex. And men believe in sex and not love. Beatrice Wood, artist

Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad. Andy Warhol, artist

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol, artist

The only burning passion I'm sure I have, is the passion for sex. Robert Crumb, artist

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. Andy Warhol, artist

Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life. Norman Lindsay, artist

To me, sex is sex and I don't think it is or should be a problem. Maybe my presenting it that way will unscrew up a few heads out there, including my own. Jaime Hernandez, artist

You know, God, the power that makes life, whatever it is, had just to make two things, masculine and feminine, for all this mischief. And made them so there is this entirely different point of view about love and sex. Beatrice Wood, artist

The question of sex will take care of itself. Helen Frankenthaler, artist

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Austrian quotes

Quotes from Austrian authors

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We must reckon with the possibility that something in the nature of the sexual instinct itself is unfavorable to the realization of complete satisfaction. Sigmund Freud, psychologist

Sexual love is undoubtedly one of the chief things in life, and the union of mental and bodily satisfaction in the enjoyment of love is one of its culminating peaks. Apart from a few queer fanatics, all the world knows this and conducts its life accordingly; science alone is too delicate to admit it. Sigmund Freud, psychologist

Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world. Karl Kraus, writer

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don Karl Kraus, writer

The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life. Wilhelm Reich, psychologist

Fay has spirituality too, but she also has that very real sex appeal that takes hold of the hearts of men. Erich von Stroheim, actor

When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. Hedy Lamarr, actress

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Canadian quotes

Quotes from Canadian authors.

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Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. Doug Coupland, author

For those for whom the sex act has come to seem mechanical and merely the meeting and manipulation of body parts, there often remains a hunger which can be called metaphysical but which is not recognized as such, and which seeks satisfaction in physical danger, or sometimes in torture, suicide, or murder. Marshall McLuhan, philosopher

People will always choose more money over more sex. Doug Coupland, author

I'm such a private person, and sexuality is such a private thing. A sex scene is much harder than a fight scene. It's one thing to say, 'Kick higher,' but 'Kiss harder' - that's just crazy. Carrie-Anne Moss, actress

Storms are sex. They exist alongside and are indifferent to words and description and dissection. Kevin Patterson, writer

People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right? Avril Lavigne, musician

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time. Dorothy Stratten, celebrity

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. Rachel Perry, celebrity

Sex and excretion are reminders that anyone's claim to round-the-clock dignity is tenuous. The so-called rational animal has a desperate drive to pair up and moan and writhe. Steven Pinker, scientist

Provincial governments in Canada have terminated the positions of marriage commissioners who have, for personal religious convictions, not performed same sex marriages. It has happened in Saskatchewan. Stockwell Day, politician

Bishop Frederick Henry of Calgary is facing at least two official objections to his public statements along with expensive hearings before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for expressing his biblical views on same sex marriage. Stockwell Day, politician

If the Liberals' law is passed, will sex education in the schools, including elementary grades, include the same portrayals of sexual activity which presently exist in heterosexual instruction? Will there be the same presentation of homosexual activity? Of course there will. Stockwell Day, politician

They are uncomfortable talking about sex because they don't want people to think they know about it. Sue Johanson, writer

Kids and adults have sex for many, many reasons... Put out a question box. Sue Johanson, writer

Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about sex. Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it. Sue Johanson, writer

If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Sue Johanson, writer

Americans are a decade behind Canada when it comes to sex education and understanding their bodies. Sue Johanson, writer

Sex is... perfectly natural. It's something that's pleasurable. It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don't we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual? Sue Johanson, writer

Sex, sexual dynamics and how we define our sexuality, is one of the major deals in everyone's life. Molly Parker, actress

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy. Mortimer Zuckerman, publisher

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Italian quotes

Quotes from Italian authors.

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Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. Sophia Loren, actress

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. Sophia Loren, actress

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you Sophia Loren, actress

We do not understand these Americans who, like adolescents, always speak of sex, and who, like adolescents, all of a sudden have discovered that sex is good not only for procreating children. Oriana Fallaci, journalist

You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born with it, you'll have it even when you're 100 years old. Sophia Loren, actress

People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked. Asia Argento, actress

As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power. Thomas Aquinas, theologian

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German quotes

Quotes from German authors.

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For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts. Bertolt Brecht, poet

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. Karl Marx, economist

I feel that I, and the people under my command, tried to use all the traditional methods of recruiting agents which were also used by other intelligence services; adopting also means like pressure, money, sex - but that did not characterize my service. Markus Wolf, public servant

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure. Uwe Boll, director

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French quotes

Quotes from French authors.

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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge. Voltaire (Fran, writer

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity. Remy De Gourmont, novelist

I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes. Yves Saint Laurent, designer

Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. Simone de Beauvoir, writer

Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. Marquis De Sade, novelist

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor. Jean-Paul Sartre, philosopher

"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. Marquis De Sade, novelist

Beyond the beauty, the sex, the titillation, the surface, there is a human being. And that has to emerge. Jeanne Moreau, actress

Eroticism is assenting to life even in death. Georges Bataille, writer

In libertinage, nothing is frightful, because everything libertinage suggests is also a natural inspiration; the most extraordinary, the most bizarre acts, those which most arrantly seem to conflict with every law, every human institution... even those that are not frightful, and there is not one amongst them all that cannot be demonstrated within the boundaries of nature. Marquis De Sade, novelist

She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring. Marquis De Sade, novelist

Frigidity is desire imagined by a woman who doesn't desire the man offering himself to her. It's the desire of a woman for a man who hasn't yet come to her, whom she doesn't yet know. She's faithful to this stranger even before she belongs to him. Frigidity is the non-desire for whatever is not him. Marguerite Duras, novelist

In this loveless everyday life eroticism is a substitute for love. Henri Lefebvre, sociologist

After mature deliberation of counsel, the good Queen to establish a rule and immutable example unto all posterity, for the moderation and required modesty in a lawful marriage, ordained the number of six times a day as a lawful, necessary and competent limit. Michel de Montaigne, philosopher

It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills. Simone de Beauvoir, writer

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes. Yves Saint Laurent, designer

I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part. Nadia Boulanger, musician

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite. Marquis De Sade, novelist

What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you...every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates. Marquis De Sade, novelist

We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves. Marquis De Sade, novelist

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Part 5. Best sex quotes from greatest people ever.


Woody Allen quotes

Sex quotes by Woody Allen, American director.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Woody Allen, director

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen, director

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. Woody Allen, director

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen, director

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. Woody Allen, director

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen, director

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. Woody Allen, director

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. Woody Allen, director

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen, director

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Gore Vidal quotes

Sex quotes by Gore Vidal, American writer.

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There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo -- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices. Gore Vidal, novelist

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal, novelist

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself. Gore Vidal, novelist

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age. Gore Vidal, novelist

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Erica Jong quotes

Sex quotes by Erica Jong, American writer.

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Oh Doris Lessing, my dear -- your Anna is wrong about orgasms. They are no proof of love -- any more than that other Anna's fall under the wheels of that Russian train was a proof of love. It's all female shenanigans, cultural mishegoss, conditioning, brainwashing, male mythologizing. What does a woman want? She wants what she has been told she ought to want. Anna Wulf wants orgasm, Anna Karenina, death. Orgasm is no proof of anything. Orgasm is proof of orgasm. Someday every woman will have orgasms -- like every family has color TV -- and we can all get on with the real business of life. Erica Jong, novelist

I can live without it all -- love with its blood pump, sex with its messy hungers, men with their peacock strutting, their silly sexual baggage, their wet tongues in my ear. Erica Jong, novelist

Back in the days when men were hunters and chest beaters and women spent their whole lives worrying about pregnancy or dying in childbirth, they often had to be taken against their will. Men complained that women were cold, unresponsive, frigid. They wanted their women wanton. They wanted their women wild. Now women were finally learning to be wanton and wild -- and what happened? The men wilted. Erica Jong, novelist

If sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities, it Erica Jong, novelist

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Andy Warhol quotes

Sex quotes by Andy Warhol, American artist.

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Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad. Andy Warhol, artist

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Andy Warhol, artist

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. Andy Warhol, artist

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Mark Twain quotes

Sex quotes by Mark Twain, American writer.

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Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values. Mark Twain, author

The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle -- yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart. Mark Twain, author

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself. Mark Twain, author

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private--- though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh. Mark Twain, author

Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens. Fresh adults. Older ones. Men and women of 40. Of 50. Of 60. Of 70. Of 80. Of 100. The command does not distribute its burden equally, and cannot. It is not hard upon the three sets of children. Mark Twain, author

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Part 7. Conclusion.

Best of 650 Sex Quotes. Dirty and funny sex quotes about people having sex in the morning, or during the day. Some quotes are kind and cute, while other are rough and crazy.


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Part 1
Best Sex quotes
Top Sex picture quotes
New Sex quotes

Part 2
Sex Quotes That ARE...
Dirty
Funny
Morning
Kind

Part 3
Sex Quotes About
Love
Life
People
Marriage

Part 4
Sex Quotes By ...
Comedian
Psychologist
Celebrity
Athlete
Artist

Part 5
Sex Quotes From ...
Austrian
Canadian
Italian
German
French

Part 6
Sex Quotes by Famous Authors
Woody Allen
Gore Vidal
Erica Jong
Andy Warhol
Mark Twain

Part 7
Conclusion

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