Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life.

All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

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If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

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Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence.

If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.


Sex is energy.

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food.

He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

The test of one's behavior pattern; relationship to society, relationship to one's work, relationship to sex.

Sex image quote by Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Learning and sex until rigor mortis.

Making love? It's a communion with a woman.

The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person.

There are only homo -- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.

I do earnestly wish to see the distinction of sex confounded in society, unless where love animates the behaviour.

What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal.

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results,but that's not why we do it.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Basically, there's not enough sex in movies, that's it.

I'm trying to say it, people. I miss sex in movies because sex is natural, guns are not.

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to.

Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy.

Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

Either sex alone is half itself.

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina.

All other jobs should be open to everybody.

A sex symbol becomes a thing.... I just hate to be a thing.

Fear of sexuality is the new, disease-sponsored register of the universe of fear in which everyone now lives.

If sex were all, then every trembling handCould make us squeak, like dolls, the wished-for words.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.