I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage.
.. You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing.
It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets.
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.
I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn't think I'd make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He was a graphic designer, and he gave me my first sketchbook. In the front, he wrote, 'Wear it like your underwear.'
My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people left, and one of them's in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle.
I love wearing men's clothing and underwear.
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.
I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books;
I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.
Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he loved me. Suddenly he was thinking of me for everything: underwear, jeans, suits, even the Escape fragrance campaign.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
Sexual underwear is tacky.
All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets.
I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport.
Getting stopped in the middle of the lingerie section, when you're trying to stock up on a few things, by an older man who wants a selfie is a little bit awkward... but I don't let that get in the way of me trying to do normal things, because that is when I get to interact with people as well. Preferably not amongst the underwear, though.
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.