6+ Adam Selzer Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Adam Selzer quotes and sayings.

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. — Adam Selzer

Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts. — Adam Selzer

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironically, the section on women's rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens' rights into it, it would never pass. The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia. — Adam Selzer

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you? — Adam Selzer

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome. — Adam Selzer

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry. — Adam Selzer