Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.— Al Goldstein
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
The true success is the person who invented himself.
I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
I refuse to be silenced.
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
To date or not to date that is the question.
It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Married life is an existence with bars around it.
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
For me, the Church is the enemy.
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal
I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.