If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.— Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The most strong Alice Roosevelt Longworth quotes that will transform you to a better person
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.
People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.
[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.
... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full and scratch where it itches.
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.
If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
You can't make souffle rise twice.
If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.