4+ Bill Kelly Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Bill Kelly quotes and sayings.

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. — Bill Kelly

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly

For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable. — Bill Kelly

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Bill Kelly