I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.— Bobby Moynihan
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I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.
I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.
My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne.
And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.
If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there."
In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.
Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.
It's not like you do 'SNL' and then get handed movie roles.
You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it. I think, a lot of people, it's the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it's nice.
I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.
These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.
I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.
I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them.
I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.
My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.