When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

— Will Rogers

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence to see for themselves.

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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

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Will Rogers quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Will Rogers quote The road to success is dotted with many

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple.

Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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Will Rogers quote People who fly into a rage always make a

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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Will Rogers quote If there are no dogs in Heaven, then whe

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

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About Will Rogers

Quotes 741 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Actor
Birthday November 4, 1879

The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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There is nothing as easy as denouncing.

It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again

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Will Rogers quote Everything is funny as long as it is hap

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

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Will Rogers quote When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT D

When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT DIGGING.

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

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My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.

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A fool and his money are soon elected.

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

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Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa.

Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.

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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.

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Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

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Now they got such a high inheritance tax on 'em that you won't catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.

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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.

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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer.

If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

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If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase.

What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

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