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  1. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.


  2. People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.


  3. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


  4. This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.




  5. The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.


  6. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


  7. There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.


  8. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.


  9. It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.


  10. The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.


  11. A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.


  12. Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.


  13. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.


  14. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

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  15. Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.


  16. If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.


  17. Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.

    • different

  18. When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.


  19. The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.


  20. Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.


  21. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.


  22. The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.


  23. If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?


  24. We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.


  25. Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.

    • heroesheroism

  26. There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.


  27. I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.


  28. Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.


  29. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


  30. It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.




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  1. Picture quote by Will Rogers about silence

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.


  2. Picture quote by Will Rogers about success

    The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.


  3. Picture quote by Will Rogers about attitude

    People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.


  4. Picture quote by Will Rogers about life

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.


  5. Picture quote by Will Rogers about funny

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.


  6. Picture quote by Will Rogers about motivational

    When you find yourself in a hole, QUIT DIGGING.


  7. Picture quote by Will Rogers about investment

    Invest in inflation. Its the only thing going up.


  8. Picture quote by Will Rogers about chance

    You will never get a second chance to make a first impression.


  9. Picture quote by Will Rogers about people

    Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.


  10. Picture quote by Will Rogers about motivational

    Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


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About Will Rogers

Name Will Rogers
About William Penn Adair “Will” Rogers was a Cherokee-American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social comm
Quotes 209 quotes
Nationality American
Profession Actor
Birthday November 4, 1879
Top topics politics, people, being, business, taxation

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What are the best politics quotes by Will Rogers?


    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

    • politics

    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

    • politics

    If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.

    • injected

    Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.

    • changing

    The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.


    No party is as bad as its leaders.

    • politics

    Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

    • politics

    I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

    • politics

    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

    • politics

    There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.


    The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

    • politics

    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.

    • politics

    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.

    • politics

    A fool and his money are soon elected.

    • politics

    Politics is applesauce.


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What are the best people quotes by Will Rogers?


    Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.

    • changing

    On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.


    One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.


    In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

    • film

    An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.


    Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.


    Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.


    Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.


    People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.


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What are the best being quotes by Will Rogers?


    Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.

    • heroesheroism

    On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

    • account

    There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.


    Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.


    It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

    • being

    This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

    • being

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What are the best business quotes by Will Rogers?


    An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.


    If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.


    We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?


    It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

    • business

    The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.


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What are the best taxation quotes by Will Rogers?


    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.


    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

    • taxation

    The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

    • taxation

    The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

    • taxation

    Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

    • taxation

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.


Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.


Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.

  • taxation

We have some great ideas, but most of 'em come too late to do us any good.




I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.


Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.


The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

  • admit

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

  • taxation

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.


Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.

  • government

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.


There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence to see for themselves.


Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.


No party is as bad as its leaders.

  • politics

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.


America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.


Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.


Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

  • politics

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

  • congress

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

  • account

All I know is just what I read in the papers.


Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.


We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.


One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.

  • advertising

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

  • government

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.


About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.


I never met a man that I didn't like.


The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.


You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.


If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.


Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it.


The best way out of a difficulty is through it.


Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

  • politics

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

  • politics

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.


Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.


America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.


A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.


We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.

  • law

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

  • memory

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.


Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.


There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.

  • history

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

  • independence

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

  • able

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."


I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.


Lord, let me live until I die.


There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.


A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

  • opinion

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.


There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.


America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

  • america

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.

  • economics

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

  • debt

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.


There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.


People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.


If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

  • business

Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?

  • ideas

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

  • praise

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

  • congress

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.


If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.


I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.


The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

  • taxation

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.


Compared to them I

  • law

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.


An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

  • cry

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.


Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

  • amendment

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.


Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.


Never let yesterday use up too much of today.


The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president?


When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

  • ignorance

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.


In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.


I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.


There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

  • being

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.


When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

  • legacy

A fool and his money are soon elected.

  • politics

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

  • business

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

  • funny

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.


And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.


Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.

  • life

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

  • people

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

  • diplomacy

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.


The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"


Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

  • government

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

  • life

I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.


Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.


If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.


The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.


I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said, and I used it in the FOLLIES of 1922. I said America has a unique record. We never lost a war and we never won a conference in our lives. I believe that we could without any degree of egotism, single-handed lick any nation in the world. But we cant confer with Costa Rica and come home with our shirts on.


Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.


In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.


A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.


The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

  • politics

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

  • communism

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.


It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

  • government

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.


Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

  • diplomacy

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.


Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.


Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

  • life

Politics is applesauce.

  • applesauce

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.


If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

  • love

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.


Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.

  • voting

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

  • voting


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Who is Will Rogers? Some facts about Will Rogers from biography. William Penn Adair “Will” Rogers was a Cherokee-American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor. He was the father of U.S. Congressman and WWII Veteran Will Rogers, Jr.Known as Oklahoma's favorite son, Rogers was born to a prominent Indian Territory family... Read more about Will Rogers on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Will Rogers on YouTube. Browse a lot of books about Will Rogers on Amazon to get more reference.

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