109+ Will Ferrell Quotes On Baseball, Funny And Satirical

Will Ferrell is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He is best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his comedic roles in films such as Anchorman, Elf, and Talladega Nights. He has also starred in several successful comedies such as Step Brothers, The Other Guys, and Daddy's Home. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Will Ferrell on baseball, life, love.

Top 10 Will Ferrell Quotes

1. We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
2. A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
3. Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
4. I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.
5. James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
6. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
7. Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
8. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
9. Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
10. It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

Will Ferrell Short Quotes

• I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
• I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
• Personal philosophy: Clothing optional
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
• I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
• What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?
• There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.
• What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
• Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?
• If you ain't first, you're last!

Will Ferrell Quotes About Life

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. — Will Ferrell

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks. — Will Ferrell

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life — Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell Quotes About Love

You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing. — Will Ferrell

Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration. — Will Ferrell

I am a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking mostly Thai food. And a lot of times on movies, you have these trailers that have these little ovens and kitchenettes. A lot of actors never use them, but I would cook lunch just about every day. — Will Ferrell

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason. — Will Ferrell

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school. — Will Ferrell

I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor. — Will Ferrell

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me. — Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell Quotes About Funny

It doesn't really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other's films, I guess, but there isn't some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven't invited me. — Will Ferrell

That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context. — Will Ferrell

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. — Will Ferrell

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. — Will Ferrell

As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that are too hard because your leaders get tired and/or cranky. — Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell Quotes About People

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way. — Will Ferrell

A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. — Will Ferrell

I think people don't understand that comedy is an outlet for me. Comedy allows me to get outside of myself, and exercise this thing that is still kind of scary to me. — Will Ferrell

Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility. — Will Ferrell

I think it just came with me evolving as a person and me understanding that it's not right to judge or to say anything derogatory about other people, especially if I don't know them. — Will Ferrell

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know — Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell Famous Quotes And Sayings

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. — Will Ferrell

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato — Will Ferrell

One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building. — Will Ferrell

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job. — Will Ferrell

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell

Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children? — Will Ferrell

If you're flying with your children, it's best to book them on the same flight and not on one where they have more legroom and are leaving at a different time. They could get there earlier than you, and that causes resentment. Two-year-olds can also never figure out those connecting flights. It just makes it harder, so travel as a family. — Will Ferrell

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal. — Will Ferrell

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor. — Will Ferrell

Though I know consciousness kind of boxes you in, it still encompasses the artists that I knew were conscious throughout history of music - they're the ones that you look at as the legends. — Will Ferrell

I've always associated consciousness with artists like Bob Marley or Joni Mitchell or Bob Dylan. You know, artists that really talked about what was going on in the world and really artists that are timeless. — Will Ferrell

I've always been noted for being original and doing different thing. So for me to hop on the train that's going on would be - shoot, if I wanted to hop on the train, I might as well have hopped on gangsta rap back when it was popular and tried to do that. — Will Ferrell

I want to make hip-hop that can use guitars and soul and jazz and just fuse it all together. And I want to make this whole new sound that's going to shock the world. Unfortunately, the masses didn't receive it. — Will Ferrell

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is. — Will Ferrell

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat. And I built a boat. I had a boat built for me, I mean, and my second day out to sea I realized that (a) I'm not a sailor, and (b) I have no knowledge of basic navigation. — Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell

But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need. — Will Ferrell

I think whatever an artist does, it just has to be quality and good. I think the way Kanye's doing what he's doing with the Auto-Tune is actually creative because he just writes good melodies. He just writes good songs. He's just gifted. — Will Ferrell

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell

Handling a painful situation in a comedic way is truly the funniest. That is extremely real to me and not kind of clownish. There is a thin line though; you can't overdo it. — Will Ferrell

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog. — Will Ferrell

Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen — Will Ferrell

I like challenging myself. I like the challenge of rapping to fast beats, rapping to beats that are super slow, whatever. I like the challenges, so I'm not afraid to take on any piece of music and create a song to it if it feels right to me. — Will Ferrell

I would think beer and football go hand in hand. — Will Ferrell

New York is a fun town to go out in. During my twenties and into my thirties I had a good time partying, yes. But nothing where I woke up and I thought that I had a problem. — Will Ferrell

I never put too much pressure on myself when I'm the central thing, just because I don't think I could handle it mentally. I haven't really thought about the implications of carrying a movie. It still has to be just a fun, weird thing. — Will Ferrell

I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right. — Will Ferrell

I've not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full. — Will Ferrell

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard — Will Ferrell

I'm in a glass case of emotion — Will Ferrell

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal. — Will Ferrell

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? — Will Ferrell

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time. — Will Ferrell

I was one of the richest rappers in 2008. But it was definitely a strange feeling. — Will Ferrell

I'm able to come and do a new sound and grow even more and make greater songs because my song-making abilities have grown. — Will Ferrell

You have to listen a lot, and you have to be open and ready to adjust to anything. It kind of provides a framework that you use all the time. You never really shut off that part of your brain when you're doing something. It's invaluable to have. — Will Ferrell

I was listening to Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd, because that was new music for me. I really hadn't been up on them. I mean, I'd heard of them, but I wasn't up on their music. And I kept listening to Radiohead, and I was like, Man, I want to make hip-hop that feels like Radiohead. I want to make hip-hop that can use guitars and soul and jazz and just fuse it all together. — Will Ferrell

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really. — Will Ferrell

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. — Will Ferrell

A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read. — Will Ferrell

Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts. — Will Ferrell

I'm always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I'm actually going to have to execute it. — Will Ferrell

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama. — Will Ferrell

If you set up an environment where failing is encouraged then you want to try everything. It's obviously the best way to work. — Will Ferrell

It's nice to be in a place where I can be a little more selective, and to be sought out for ideas that I have. — Will Ferrell

Now we have food networks and everything. CNN was the beginning of all of that. — Will Ferrell

I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24. — Will Ferrell

I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along. — Will Ferrell

I just had some of the same journalists that panned Electric Circus at the time, they just listened to Universal Mind Control and they loved it. And then they went back to tell me that Electric Circus, if it came out at today, it would've had a different reception. One of them told me, "Hey, man. You need to bring it out again." And I said, "Hey, it's cool. It is what it is." — Will Ferrell

I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going. — Will Ferrell

I think you can't do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He's the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action. — Will Ferrell

I don't really think in absolutes. — Will Ferrell

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine! — Will Ferrell

Some artists are definitely trying to do different styles. Some, not a lot. But even from what you've seen [of] Outkast, Kanye West, and Lil' Wayne, and different people expressing their way of evolving in hip-hop. In the evolution of hip-hop, they're doing different things. And you've seen hip-hop have more of a global presence and impact on the world. — Will Ferrell

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not. — Will Ferrell

You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with a briefcase of cash and put it on the table and walked out with a yacht." — Will Ferrell

I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that. — Will Ferrell

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work — Will Ferrell

I'm a really good swimmer. — Will Ferrell

On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love the script. A smaller budget sort of unifies everyone; it's a real team effort and that's amazing. But these opportunities just don't present themselves that often for me, so basically any chance I get to do something different I jump on it. — Will Ferrell

I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach. — Will Ferrell

Every time I do a partnership with the corporation, it's usually - I mean, it is - reflective of me and they really want who I am. They want what I've established for my brand and the respect and quality that I've established. — Will Ferrell

I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight. — Will Ferrell

Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you. — Will Ferrell

You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece. — Will Ferrell

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. — Will Ferrell

In one of my songs, in the song on the "Why?" remix that I did with Jadakiss in 2004, I said, "Why is Bush actin' like they tryin' to get Osama? Why don't we impeach him and elect Obama?" This is in 2004 on the "Why?" remix and I said that because I really had belief that Obama was the right person to be president — Will Ferrell

You definitely feel a little exposed, because some of your friends call you like, "Man, I need that much." — Will Ferrell

Life Lessons by Will Ferrell

1. Will Ferrell teaches us to never take ourselves too seriously and to always be willing to laugh at ourselves.
2. His comedy is often based on the idea of pushing boundaries and challenging the status quo, which can be a valuable lesson for anyone looking to make a difference in the world.
3. He also shows us that it is possible to be successful while still having fun and being true to yourself.