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  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.


  2. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?


  3. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.


  4. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.




  5. Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.


  6. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.


  7. Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.


  8. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?


  9. Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.


  10. The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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  11. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.


  12. I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.


  13. My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

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  14. Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.


  15. If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.


  16. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.


  17. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.


  18. There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?


  19. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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  20. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.



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    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight!


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    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


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About Phyllis Diller

Where is Phyllis Diller from? Phyllis Diller is American who said awesome wise words. Well-known and respected in American society for wise sayings. The following quotations and images represent the American nature embed in Phyllis Diller's character.

What Phyllis Diller was famous for? Phyllis Diller is famous comedian with many good quotes. Influential and well recognized comedian all over the world. Browse a lot of Phyllis Diller books and reference books with quotes from Phyllis Diller on Amazon.

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When was Phyllis Diller birthday? Phyllis Diller was born on October 16.

Who is Phyllis Diller? Some facts about Phyllis Diller from biography. Phyllis Diller was a Golden Globe-nominated American comedienne considered to be one of the pioneers of female stand-up comedy. She created a stage character persona that was a wild-haired, eccentrically-dressed housewife who made jokes about a fictional husband named "Fang" while smoking from a lon... Read more about Phyllis Diller on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Phyllis Diller on YouTube. Browse a lot of books about Phyllis Diller on Amazon to get more reference.

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