16+ Bruce Lansky Quotes On World

Bruce Lansky is an American poet and author. He is best known for his humorous poetry books for children and teens. He has written over 100 books, including the best-selling poetry anthologies, The Kids' Book of Funny Poems and The Kids' Book of Funny Verse. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Bruce Lansky on leadership, life, world.

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder. — Bruce Lansky

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine. — Bruce Lansky

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms. — Bruce Lansky

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky

I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing. — Bruce Lansky

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. — Bruce Lansky

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky

The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. — Bruce Lansky

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? — Bruce Lansky

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance. — Bruce Lansky

You always nag the one you love — Bruce Lansky

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky

Life Lessons by Bruce Lansky

1. Bruce Lansky teaches us to appreciate the power of humor and to use it to bring joy and laughter to others.
2. He also encourages us to find humor in everyday life and to use it to make life more enjoyable.
3. Finally, he reminds us to never take ourselves too seriously, and to always find the humor in any situation.