9+ Bryan Callen Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Bryan Callen quotes and sayings.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. — Bryan Callen

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. — Bryan Callen

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! — Bryan Callen

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. — Bryan Callen

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized. — Bryan Callen

My parents were really nice to me. — Bryan Callen

As an actor, you're never busy enough. — Bryan Callen

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. — Bryan Callen

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. — Bryan Callen