9+ Burt Prelutsky Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Burt Prelutsky quotes and sayings.

Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran. — Burt Prelutsky

If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all. — Burt Prelutsky

Where taxes are concerned, there are two clear-cut points of view. There are those who think they're too high and those who think they should be even higher because, after all, politicians spend our money far more wisely than we do. The obvious solution I'd propose is that the people in the first group would pay less and those in the second group would pay more. Lots more. — Burt Prelutsky

Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician. — Burt Prelutsky

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. — Burt Prelutsky

In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C. — Burt Prelutsky

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn’t work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they’re convinced it does. — Burt Prelutsky

It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit. — Burt Prelutsky

Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence. — Burt Prelutsky