36+ Dean Martin Quotes On Charismatic, Laidback And Iconic

Dean Martin was an American actor, singer, and comedian. He was a member of the Rat Pack and a star in film, television, and music from the 1940s to the 1970s. He is best remembered for his comedy partnership with Jerry Lewis, his hit singles, and his role in the hit comedy film series The Cannonball Run. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Dean Martin on life, charismatic, laidback.

Top 10 Dean Martin Quotes

1. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
2. When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
3. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
4. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
5. I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
6. If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
7. Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
8. Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.
9. In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
10. The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

Dean Martin Image Quotes

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. — Dean Martin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. — Dean Martin

Dean Martin Short Quotes

• Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.
• Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
• Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
• I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
• Motivation is a lotta crap.
• I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
• Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
• If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
• We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
• In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

Dean Martin Quotes About Drink

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!' — Dean Martin

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. — Dean Martin

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin

Dean Martin Famous Quotes And Sayings

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. — Dean Martin

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. — Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. — Dean Martin

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. — Dean Martin

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. — Dean Martin

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. — Dean Martin

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love. — Dean Martin

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key. — Dean Martin

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by. — Dean Martin

Life Lessons by Dean Martin

1. Dean Martin taught us to always stay humble and gracious, no matter how successful you become. He also showed us that it's important to take time to enjoy life and the people around you. Lastly, he demonstrated the importance of having a good sense of humor, even in the face of adversity.