2+ E. J. Holub Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best E. J. Holub quotes and sayings.

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. — E. J. Holub

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having them. — E. J. Holub