They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

— Eamon Dunphy

The most killer Eamon Dunphy quotes that will transform you to a better person

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

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Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid.

The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

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If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

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Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

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I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

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Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

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Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements.

Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

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We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

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Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

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They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

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He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

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Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

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About Eamon Dunphy

Quotes 22 sayings
Profession Media Personality
Birthday August 3, 1945

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

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I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer.

I am a failed Second Division footballer.

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Found out. A nothing player.

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That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

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He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

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You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

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Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

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Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

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That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

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