The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.— Frank Dane
The most mouth-watering Frank Dane quotes that are easy to memorize and remember
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.