I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

— Grover Norquist

The most sublime Grover Norquist quotes that will activate your inner potential

We are trying to change the tones in the state capitals, and turn them toward bitter nastiness and partisanship.

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Every time you cut programs, you take away a person who has a vested interest in high taxes and you put him on the tax rolls and make him a taxpayer. A farmer on subsidies is part welfare bum, whereas a free-market farmer is a small businessman with a gun.

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My ideal citizen is the self-employed, homeschooling, IRA-owning guy with a concealed-carry permit. Because that person doesn't need the goddamn government for anything.

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What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes.

All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts.

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Obsessions turn people off.

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Government should enforce rule of law.

It should enforce contracts, it should protect people bodily from being attacked by criminals. And when the government does those things, it is facilitating liberty. When it goes beyond those things, it becomes destructive to both human happiness and human liberty.

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I was an anti-communist before I was political in other ways.

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Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

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The future of the Republican Party, all the different folks looking to lead the Republican Party at the national level in the future, recognize we should do immigration reform.

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The goal is to reduce the size and scope of government spending, not to focus on the deficit. The deficit is the symptom of the disease.

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The statists want to control the economy.

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Alexander Hamilton has been on the $10 since 1928, he's been well honored by the country, he was a great Secretary of the Treasury. But of all the people on the currency, the only one who isn't a president.

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About Grover Norquist

Quotes 41 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Politician
Birthday October 16

Spending is not caring. Spending is what politicians do instead of caring. Spending more does not guarantee success. Politicians like to measure spending because it is easier than measuring actual metrics of accomplishment.

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Clinton and Obama practice this politics known quaintly as the Richard Speck strategy: if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once, take them out of the room one at a time.

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I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries.

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Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?

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People are an asset, not a liability.

The United States is the most immigrant-friendly nation in the world and the richest country in the world. This is not a coincidence. Those voices that would make us less immigrant-friendly would make us less successful, less prosperous and certainly less American.

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I don't think Republicans will be fooled into taking this necessary spending and using it to oppose pro-growth tax cuts, using this tragedy and those deaths for his own political desires.

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Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff.

They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith.

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No Republican could expect to win the GOP nod after betraying his party's rank and file.

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Once the minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant, but when they've been fixed, then they are happy and sedate. They are contented and cheerful. They don't go around peeing on the furniture and such.

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They tax when you earn a dollar, they tax you when you save it, they tax you when you invest it. If you earn a dividend, they tax it again, and if you're stupid enough to die, they steal up to half.

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We don't need someone who can think. We need someone with enough digits to hold a pen.

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One of the reasons some of the advocates of ever larger government and more government intrusiveness get nervous about discussions of the actual cost of government is that they fear if the people had a discussion about what government costs, the true cost of taxes, that they might not want as much government as they are presently getting.

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Could I ask if there’s anything in between Step One and Step Two? ‘Oh ye of little faith.’

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This thought-provoking novel portrays the absurdity of our overbearing government bureaucracy with a story that is entertaining and fast-paced. The Taxman Cometh will become part of our national dialogue about taxes and freedom. And it’s funny as hell. Author Jim Greenfield is a cross between Ayn Rand and Monty Python. If enough people read this hilarious ‘man versus state’ book, the IRS will be put out of business, which is okay with me.

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Taxes are the killing fields of Democrats.

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Less government, less regulation, lower taxes.

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The RNC has made a concerted effort to work with their allies with a real focus on what we can do to equip candidates with the resources to win in 2014 and beyond. There isn't a week that goes by that I don't see someone from the RNC at our weekly coalition meeting. Keep up the good work.

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All we have to do is replace Obama. ... We are not auditioning for fearless leader. We don't need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget. ... We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don't need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate.

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We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to.

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There are a number of people who won't be president in 2009, and Mark Warner is one of them.

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We will make it so that a Democrat cannot govern as a Democrat.

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It's the Democrats whose position is that the only problem in Washington, D.

C., is the peasants aren't sending enough cash in for the king to spend.

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We want to reduce the size of government in half as a percentage of GNP over the next 25 years. We want to reduce the number of people depending on government so there is more autonomy and more free citizens.

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The Democratic Party might be called the Takings Coalition, made up of groups that want the government to take from American citizens -- usually cash -- and keep it for itself.

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My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.

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When I became 21, I decided that nobody learned anything about politics after the age of 21.

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Well, certainly the Democrats have been arguing to raise the capital gains tax on all Americans. Obama says he wants to do that. That would slow down economic growth. It's not necessarily helpful to the economy. Every time we've cut the capital gains tax, the economy has grown. Whenever we raise the capital gains tax, it's been damaged.

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I'm for tax reform, not tax increases.

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