Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.— Ian Shoales
The most bumbling Ian Shoales quotes that will activate your inner potential
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than a scientist when it comes to love.
Everybody's excited about the new service economy, even though there is no actual service as near as I can tell.
I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-picture industry be responsible for our morality? Dad says to Mom, `SCARFACE is in town.' `What's it about?' `Human scum who kill each other over cocaine deals.' `Sounds great! Let's take the kids!'
Never ask a woman why she's angry at you.
She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.
They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in case you start to catch on.
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack.
Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.