21+ James Agate Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best James Agate quotes and sayings.

Top 10 James Agate Quotes

1. New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
2. Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
3. My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
4. Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
5. In her early days she had that beatific expression characteristic of Victorian prettiness - like a sheep painted by Raphael.
6. The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.
7. I... wonder what it is in the New York air that enables me to sit up till all hours of the night in an atmosphere which in London would make a horse dizzy, but here merely clears the brain.
8. The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent, and is modest about it.
9. Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.
10. The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers.

James Agate Famous Quotes And Sayings

Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him to look into it, he'll at once pretend that he sees the object not for what it is but for something that he would like it to be. — James Agate

Intelligence: I was asked tonight why I refuse to have truck with intellectuals after business hours. But of course I won t. 1. I am not an intellectual. Two minutes talk with Aldous Huxley, William Glock, or any of the New Statesman crowd would expose me utterly. 2. I am too tired after my day's work to man the intellectual palisade. 3. When my work is finished I want to eat, drink, smoke, and relax. 4. I don't know very much, but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it. I know what I think about an actor or an actress, and am not interested in what anybody else thinks. My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made. — James Agate

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made. — James Agate

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it. — James Agate

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. — James Agate

The maddest phenomenon in this wholly mad world – that the filming or wirelessing of an event, whether it is the Grand National or an attack in force on the Maginot Line, is held to be of more importance than the event itself. — James Agate

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces. — James Agate

To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more. — James Agate

All I want is a modest place in Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, and that new edition of One Thousand Best Bits of Recent Prose. — James Agate

This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach. — James Agate

Perhaps, after all, there is something in the theory that only the ultra-busy can find time for everything. — James Agate