110+ Jeaniene Frost Quotes On Friendship, Marriage And Relationships

Top 10 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (BEST)

  1. It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.
  2. Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
  3. You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!
  4. I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents
  5. You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!
  6. Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
  7. I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.
  8. Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.
  9. You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
  10. I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.

Jeaniene Frost Short Quotes

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  • I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
  • If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
  • I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.
  • Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable
  • I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.
  • Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
  • That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.
  • Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
  • Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...
  • You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

Jeaniene Frost Quotes On Love

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He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty. — Jeaniene Frost

You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it. — Jeaniene Frost

My parents were dismayed by my love of horror movies as a young girl, then even more dismayed when I kept rooting for Dracula to win instead of Van Helsing. — Jeaniene Frost

I didn't understand, either, but love had no sense sometimes. Pondering the why of it was futile. — Jeaniene Frost

Love is a terrible weakness. It gives your enemies a perfect target, clouds your judgement, makes you reckless... and that's on a good day. — Jeaniene Frost

Miffed, I poked him in the chest. 'You think you know everything?' His hands caressed my back. 'Not everything, but some things. I knew without a doubt I'd fallen in love when we met. Then I knew I'd do anything to make you feel the same way. — Jeaniene Frost

You see, you don’t want me to love you. You want the version you’ve made up. The knight, even though I’m the dragon and I always will be. — Jeaniene Frost

I dare because I want no misunderstanding between us. I am everything you think I am, but I love your daughter, and what I love, I protect with all of the violence in me, which, as you've guessed, is considerable. — Jeaniene Frost

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too. — Jeaniene Frost

I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs. — Jeaniene Frost

Jeaniene Frost Quotes On Relationships

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If anyone's under a spell, Justina, it's me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven't broken free of it yet. Oh, and you'll be delighted to know, we've decided to resume our relationship. Don't bother with congratulations—trust me, your expression is congratulations enough. — Jeaniene Frost

I am offering you a real commitment— a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades slide by like days while you’re by my side. — Jeaniene Frost

We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled. Is he still there? — Jeaniene Frost

Jeaniene Frost Famous Quotes And Sayings

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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie — Jeaniene Frost

All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone. — Jeaniene Frost

Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. "Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet? — Jeaniene Frost

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"! — Jeaniene Frost

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away." Bones to Cat — Jeaniene Frost

I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business — Jeaniene Frost

If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones) — Jeaniene Frost

Aren’t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?" “You walked in and took the stairs one at a time,” I answered. “And you haven’t barked at me to get in the car, so I take it Majestic didn’t tell you our asses were trophies for hunting season. Am I wrong? — Jeaniene Frost

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten. — Jeaniene Frost

Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind – and if you drop that towel again, I’m going to need a cold shower. — Jeaniene Frost

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. — Jeaniene Frost

Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres — Jeaniene Frost

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you. — Jeaniene Frost

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open! — Jeaniene Frost

I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one. — Jeaniene Frost

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage. — Jeaniene Frost

I told you once before,” I said, the words husky from remembrance. “Everyone holds their sins close to their skin.” Fangs gleamed for an instant before Vlad bit into his wrist, pooling up two deep crimson holes. “Then come,” he said, holding it out. “And taste mine. — Jeaniene Frost

You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied. — Jeaniene Frost

Since this was a formal undead gathering, there would be food—all kinds—drinks, dancing, and festivities, while those in power pondered whether or not to slaughter half the people around them. In other words, like a high-school prom. — Jeaniene Frost

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? — Jeaniene Frost

Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you. — Jeaniene Frost

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional. — Jeaniene Frost

It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away. — Jeaniene Frost

I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not. — Jeaniene Frost

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad — Jeaniene Frost

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry. — Jeaniene Frost

You'll always love him" he said, as if he'd read her mind. "That doesn't die just because he did, or because you now love me. Your love for him is part of who you are. It's a beautiful part, Denise. Don't be sad of it, and I will never be jealous of it". Denise's eyes overflowed again. Spade was right. — Jeaniene Frost

Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires. — Jeaniene Frost

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up. — Jeaniene Frost

People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me. — Jeaniene Frost

Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men. — Jeaniene Frost

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it! — Jeaniene Frost

Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages. He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed. — Jeaniene Frost

Dave and Tate were dressed with equal heinousness. More black leather, chains, and whips. Either Don’s staff truly had costumes for all possible occasions on hand, or someone at wardrobe had a lot of explaining to do. — Jeaniene Frost

It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated. — Jeaniene Frost

The last thing that you need to fret about is my feeling emasculated, Kitten; but talk is cheap, so I'll be sure to show you later." ~Bones — Jeaniene Frost

Now that was informative" were her first words. "Catherine, you never told me that no matter how many times you sliced something off a vampire, it grew back" Charming, "Guess I don't have to ask if you had a nice time. — Jeaniene Frost

"If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like," was his even reply. "Fancy letting my head go?" "Sure," I said with an unpleasant snicker, not relinquishing an ounce of pressure. "How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? I don’t think so." — Jeaniene Frost

People can perfect whatever facade they want, but everyone holds their sins close to their skin. — Jeaniene Frost

Playing with fire Kitten? — Jeaniene Frost

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones — Jeaniene Frost

We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes. — Jeaniene Frost

Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off. — Jeaniene Frost

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide. — Jeaniene Frost

As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her. — Jeaniene Frost

Be good only if being bad ain't more fun. — Jeaniene Frost

I’ve never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones) — Jeaniene Frost

Don't you even think of holding back, or I'll...I'll tell Spade you let me get away from you," she improvised. "And that I got mugged," she added for good measure. Cries of "Mon Dieu!" and "That's not fair!" echoed immediately from the two vampires. "I'm a crazy human female, you know I'll do it," Denise warned them — Jeaniene Frost

You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. — Jeaniene Frost

Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. — Jeaniene Frost

You eat the room service employees every time?” Denise asked, shocked. “Of course. But don’t fret on their behalf. I always tip well. — Jeaniene Frost

I thought you'd gotten over your whoring when you left him, Catherine, but it seems you only postponed it." Bones' face turned to stone, and he answered her even before I could snap out an indignant response. "Don't you ever speak to her that way again." There was pure warning in the whip of his words. "You can call me any name you like and more, but I will not stand by while you slander her out of your own ignorance. — Jeaniene Frost

When you conquer something, it means you fought for it. — Jeaniene Frost

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage. — Jeaniene Frost

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you." He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I'm all those things and more." I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone I'd met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, I'd shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel. — Jeaniene Frost

Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?" "What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait. — Jeaniene Frost

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement. — Jeaniene Frost

Anytime you want to lay off the paybacks God, that'd be great. — Jeaniene Frost

Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever. — Jeaniene Frost

Isn’t he gorgeous?” With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face—not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself—he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate. — Jeaniene Frost

Then he leaned down, breath warm on my neck as he whispered his next words. "You've wondered if I felt differently about you since your abilities diminished. Let this serve as your answer. — Jeaniene Frost

Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side. — Jeaniene Frost

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said. — Jeaniene Frost

I was sitting cross-legged in bed, trying without success to pretend I'd misunderstood the image I'd glimpsed. Yeah, right. Because Vlad had been between my legs looking for a set of keys he'd lost. — Jeaniene Frost

Some things are worth the cost of their consequences. — Jeaniene Frost

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade — Jeaniene Frost

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common — Jeaniene Frost

There’s less violence in my world compared to yours,” she insisted. Spade sighed. “No, darling. There are only different reasons for it. — Jeaniene Frost

You're right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry. — Jeaniene Frost

Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best. — Jeaniene Frost

Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got." ~Cat — Jeaniene Frost

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping. — Jeaniene Frost

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor — Jeaniene Frost

Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice. — Jeaniene Frost

Gretchen shrugged. "After seeing how he acted when she almost died, I'm starting to get why she's with him." Then her voice hardened. "And really, Leila. That's twice now. — Jeaniene Frost

Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us. — Jeaniene Frost

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres. — Jeaniene Frost

I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that. — Jeaniene Frost

But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms. — Jeaniene Frost

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person! — Jeaniene Frost

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again. — Jeaniene Frost

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway. — Jeaniene Frost

I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with. — Jeaniene Frost

It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead," she replied, meeting Vlad's coppery green gaze with an arched brow. — Jeaniene Frost

Life Lessons by Jeaniene Frost

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  1. Jeaniene Frost's work emphasizes the importance of taking risks and following your dreams, no matter how difficult the journey may be.
  2. Her stories also explore the power of love and how it can bring out the best in people, even in the face of great adversity.
  3. Finally, her work also highlights the strength of friendship and how it can be a source of comfort and support in times of need.

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