Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.— Jeaniene Frost
The most mouth-watering Jeaniene Frost quotes to get the best of your day
It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.
You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!
I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend.
.. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents
You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!
Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him.
Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it.
You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.
I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.
We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus.
Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.
Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile.
"Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?
All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.
I might be the only chick in the group, but that didn't make me the damsel in distress.
He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty.
Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable
There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty.
Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away." Bones to Cat
Aren’t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?" “You walked in and took the stairs one at a time,” I answered. “And you haven’t barked at me to get in the car, so I take it Majestic didn’t tell you our asses were trophies for hunting season. Am I wrong?
I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!
I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business
If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long.
I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)
Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.
You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it.
If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.
The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!
That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres
Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...
You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind – and if you drop that towel again, I’m going to need a cold shower.
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
It hurts to much to be close to you, but continually pushed away.
Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.
I told you once before,” I said, the words husky from remembrance.
“Everyone holds their sins close to their skin.” Fangs gleamed for an instant before Vlad bit into his wrist, pooling up two deep crimson holes. “Then come,” he said, holding it out. “And taste mine.
Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?” “In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.
He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying.
Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
You should be afraid. Very afraid. Before, I told you if you wanted to end things between us, I would let you go, but, Leila"--his voice deepened--"I lied.
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
Since this was a formal undead gathering, there would be food—all kinds—drinks, dancing, and festivities, while those in power pondered whether or not to slaughter half the people around them. In other words, like a high-school prom.
I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.
I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.
You'll always love him" he said, as if he'd read her mind.
"That doesn't die just because he did, or because you now love me. Your love for him is part of who you are. It's a beautiful part, Denise. Don't be sad of it, and I will never be jealous of it". Denise's eyes overflowed again. Spade was right.