The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

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You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book.

They've been ex-teammates for years now.

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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field.

No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

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About Jerry Coleman

Quotes 124 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Athlete
Birthday October 16

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

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The ballgame is over...in this inning.

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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

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Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

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It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

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The big ballpark can do it all!

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Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

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Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

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There's two heads to every coin.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

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Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

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