Best quotes by the American Actor John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
  • happiness

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
  • Regret

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  • Sex

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
  • Love



America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  • America

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
  • Argument

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
  • Debt

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.
  • Divorce

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
  • Money

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
  • Poetry

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
  • Food

A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.
  • Life

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
  • Life

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
  • Relatives

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
  • alone

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
  • Death

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
  • Marriage

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
  • alimony

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
  • die

Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
  • open


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