Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.— John Mayer
The most jittery John Mayer quotes that are glad to read
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.
Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.
The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad.
You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.
Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.
Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it
Pain throws your heart to the ground Love turns the whole thing around Fear is a friend who's misunderstood But I know the heart of life is good
I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.
May this be the year that things go your way most of the time, and when they don't, may you have great friends to lean on.
I'm interested in living more of a life that's invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life.
I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.
I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts.
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part.
You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe.
I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time.
It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.
I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.
Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again;
and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.
I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am.
I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band
I really don't want to be a hunk.
[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do.
Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.
Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing.
I've never been a bad boy.
I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday.
Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you.
. .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.
I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.
I know the heart of life is good.
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'
In a time when everything can be next day and ordered and put on credit and paid for, music to me is promise, all promise, very little realization. It's the promise of walking into a room with a guitar and not being sure you will leave with an idea that will take, not being sure it won't slip away from you.
I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That's what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen.
If you're good, and you know you're good, and you know you're better than those people getting paid to do it, you still have to have an open ear….Nobody's music is the enemy of your music…The idea that someone else has made it when they shouldn't have made it is toxic thinking.
And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.
It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.
I am invincible, as long as I'm alive.
Today I finally overcame tryin’ to fit the world inside a picture frame.
She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed.
Songs can be Trojan horses, taking charged ideas and sneaking past the ego's defenses and into the open mind.
I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’
Everybody enjoys arguing about the current state of music because it feels as if you are talking about something incredibly important, yet it requires little understanding of the subject matter at hand. It's like world politics meets the pink questions in Trivial Pursuit. Points are made but nothing gets accomplished.
How come everything I need always comes with batteries?
I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.
Welcome to the real world, she said to me.
Condescendingly. Take a seat. Take your life. Plot it out in black and white.
I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.
Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul.
I wanna run through the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above.
Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak
I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
Someday I'll fly Someday I'll soar Someday I'll be so damn much more Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for