10+ Judy Gold Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Judy Gold quotes and sayings.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. — Judy Gold

Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder. — Judy Gold

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare. — Judy Gold

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. — Judy Gold

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. — Judy Gold

What if obese people couldn't get married? — Judy Gold

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. — Judy Gold

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car — Judy Gold

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them. — Judy Gold

Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was. — Judy Gold