You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.

— Katie MacAlister

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What do you know about dragons?” “They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.” His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.

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You think I'm deranged! How refreshing.

Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

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What do you know about women?" They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable.

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Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

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My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim

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Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex.

You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause.

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He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male.

We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

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I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

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I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires.

I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to Adrian Oh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & Adrian I slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth. Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell

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...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

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Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

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I don't like this." "I know you don't, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and your murderous twin, and Damian's looking peaky, plus Christian did apologize for trying to kill us earlier." "I wasn't talking about that. It's your lamentable habit of using completely unsuitable love names for me that gives me grief," Adrian groused. "I am not a lambypie, nor am I a spaetzel.

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About Katie MacAlister

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Birthday October 16

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne

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Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end.

A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

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I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

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You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that.

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I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake

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A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow.

"Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants to be a stallion—" He dissolved in a flurry of white smoke even before I could finish the sentence. Ha! Victorious again!" Yeah," Jim drawled while I remade the bed and fluffed up my pillows. "Aisling, two; sexy, naked men who just want to give her the pleasure of a lifetime with no commitment, zero.

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What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?

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Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.

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You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

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He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation.

Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!” Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering over your big boobs.

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Stay here til I come to fetch you." I no longer recognize you in the Republic of Joy," I loftily informed him. "Our diplomatic ties are severed." Unsever them," he growled, "or the Country of Raphael will be forced to declare your republic a protectorate." Dictator," I muttered. For life," he agreed.

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Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

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Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head.

He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?" Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he said, giving my boobs a wary glance.

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You taste of the cool water that hides deep in a stream.

You taste of the night air, soft and scented and mysterious. The taste of you drives me wild. I want to be with you, be inside you, shout to the world that you are mine at the same time I want to keep you hidden where you will exist only for me. You make me feel invincible, little bird.

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You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies?

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Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris

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Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

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You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

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My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

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Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

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I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

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I've wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over.

You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools.

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Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic;

are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?

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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr.

Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

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Hey!” I said, indignation filling me.

“I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

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Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

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His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy? [ Christian to Allegra, pg. 152 ]

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A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

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Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

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