Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge.

— Liz Jensen

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Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look up and see a kid falling from the sky. That would be me.

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Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.

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Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks

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