6+ Marsha Warfield Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Marsha Warfield quotes and sayings.

I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! — Marsha Warfield

I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed. — Marsha Warfield

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens? — Marsha Warfield

I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it. — Marsha Warfield

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. — Marsha Warfield