Following is our list of the best Moe Howard quotes and sayings.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple. — Moe Howard
Every time you think, you weaken the nation. — Moe Howard
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope. — Moe Howard
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
Shut up and say something. — Moe Howard
Only fools are positive. — Moe Howard
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram! — Moe Howard
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket. — Moe Howard
We're not nearly as violent as the westerns. — Moe Howard
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