6+ Morey Amsterdam Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Morey Amsterdam quotes and sayings.

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." — Morey Amsterdam

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him. — Morey Amsterdam

Even the police have an unlisted number. — Morey Amsterdam

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door — Morey Amsterdam

Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy. — Morey Amsterdam