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If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
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We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
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To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
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Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
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It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
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Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.