Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.— Paris Hilton
The most unbelievable Paris Hilton quotes to get the best of your day
First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.
I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.
The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever.
Some people change when they think they're a star or something.
The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.
When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches.
My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.
There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.
The only rule is don't be boring.
Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much.
I'm happier than I've every been.
When I was in London for The Brits recently I read that I had asked for a Jacuzzi in the dressing room - how ridiculous is that?
Never give up on the things that make you smile.
I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS.
When you're in the public eye, it's wrong to cheat on someone, unless you're very careful. If you're normal and no one's going to know, then do it.
You are all so lucky to be living here. If I live in Manila I would definitely live in Azure.
Not every heiress is famous. Or fun. There are a lot of boring heiresses out there.
I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.
I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
To me, anything goes. But that's me.
Whenever I'm hired to do appearances I always get to take one or two friends with me. I'm away so much I'd get lonely if I didn't. My BBF would get to go jet-setting with me to amazing parties too, like the ones on P Diddy's yacht. Apart from me, he throws the best parties they're so A-list.
You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.
Life is too short to blend in.
I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something.
I'm going to do the time and I am going to do it the right way
All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.
I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.
What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
There is no sin worse in life than being boring.
I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
Well, since I'm six years old, I've been playing the violin, the piano, I've been singing. It's always been a dream of mine, but I really never had the courage to actually go and do it professionally.