Randy Quaid Quotes

Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.

I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.

I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.

I love my brother. I miss my brother.

My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge.

I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit.

I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space.

It's possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.

I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out.

What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal.

I've been racketeered on.

I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.

I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family.

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

I would never walk off any show.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?

I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.

Acting's more of a business for me now.

It was real for me and that's all that matters.

I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.